Thank you for your interest in the art we display in our home. We have put a great deal of effort into curating our collection, hand selecting each piece not only for its aesthetic qualities, but also for the deeper meaning we are able to discern because of our extensive and almost supernatural understanding of art. We realize that not everyone is as gifted as we are at divining the true meaning behind an artist’s work, so we have prepared these statements to help others perceive as we do.
The Entry Way Gallery
Palm Trees
This piece explores the fraught relationship between geological time and tropical-themed leisure wear. It is a powerful statement about how much we’d all rather be in Hawaii right now. I mean, come on.
Final Landing
This is the Apollo 17 spacecraft descending. It marked the end of the Apollo program, and literally represents the last time humanity did anything of note.
Mt. Hood
This photograph of a lively mountaintop game of Tug of War encapsulates the global forces that shaped the 20th century, from the World Wars to the Cold War to the invention of Pop Rocks.
A Different Time
This portrait of a dapper fellow catching up on his correspondence recalls the era before social media when we actually wrote letters to one another. No matter what you think of modern technology, there’s no question that we lost something when we stopped writing letters and when we stopped having animal heads.